Monday, March 20, 2006

According to popular belief, a person's soul upon death will go to St Peter's gate to await judgement. If i ever get to see the gate, basically I'm screwed because it means that my theory was wrong but anyway, I hope that God would grant me the grace to answer a couple of burning questions I have before he passes the sentence on me. I have listed them in point form.

1) Who was the moron who stole my lao fu zi comic in primary one
2) Who stole my Christopher pike book in primary four
3) Who stole my pilot shaker in primary 3
4) Do UFOs really exist
5) Did the chicken or egg come first
6) Did dinosaurs exist first or Adam and Eve
7) Was there really such a creature as Loch Ness monster
8) Who shot J.F Kennedy and why
9) Are there any other civilisations besides humans in the universe
10)Was the Atlantis a fact or myth
11)Was the cia behind the murder of Pope John Paul 1
12)Where was the Ark of Covanent last placed
13)Where was Noah's Ark last placed
14)Was the 1969 moon landing fake as speculated by conspiracy theorists
15)How is deja vu explained
16)Last but not least who shouted 'clean arms until morning la' during my SOA dayz

I mean God has gonna know the answers, after all he should have seen it all, otherwise who is he to judge a person. Would God score a perfect score for GCE A Level physics and chemistry in an hour? He created the world so I guess he probably knows the theory and mechanics behind every phenomenom. It should be a piece of cake for him. Then again......

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