I feel sad. A little boy came over lunch at my table and said 'uncle do you want to buy newspaper?' Fuck, i can't be looking that old. Also, after working for so long, i just discovered that carlsberg office is above my office. It explains why i see the carlsberg van everyday and smell beer in the drain. According to my colleague, beer is occasionally flushed down from their office pipe to the ground floor drain because it is close to expirary date. What a waste, i should connect a tube from their office and collect the beer in my water dispenser, rebottle the beer and sell it at cheap prices. Beer anyone?