Orchard road is not a shopper's paradise. It is a DSL(Donation, survey and Leaflet) paradise. You can barely walk for more than 20metres without being stopped by someone with the above few purpose in mind. Somerset MRT is a haven for people asking for donations while heeren is a ideal spot for surveys. Well I can't help but snigger at a singaporean today who was stopped by a gal. Gal to chinese guy "sir are you a singaporean?" Guy to gal "No I am a African, can't you see I am black". I think I should start brainstorming a few punchlines myslf.